Saturday, January 20, 2007

RULES - RULES - RULES

REMINDS OF THE OLE SONG FROM THE SIXTY'S, SIGNS - SIGNS, EVERYWHERE A SIGN, SO I STUFFED MY HAIR UP UNDER MY CAP........
WORKING IN THE CASINO BUSINESS, YOU CAN BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY WE HAVE TO FOLLOW A CONSIDERABLE NUMBER OF RULES. I HAVE A PERSONAL THOUGHT ON THE SUBJECT; I'M NOT NEARLY AS INTERESTED IN THE RULES AS I AM INTERESTED IN ENFORCEMENT. MAKE ALL THE RULES YOU WANT, JUST TELL ME HOW YOU'RE GOING TO ENFORCE THEM? FOR EXAMPLE, IF THE SPEED LIMIT IS 75 MPH AND I GET CAUGHT GOING 90 MPH, I GET CAUGHT AND HAVE TO PAY A TICKET, THAT'S ENFORCEMENT.
I WAS IN A BIT OF RANT WHEN NEVADA PASSED A "CLEAN INDOOR AIR ACT". YA, IN THE STATE WITH NO BAR TIME, WHERE YOU CAN GAMBLE AND EVEN USE YOUR CREDIT CARD TO GET MORE MONEY AND KEEP ON GAMBLING, WHERE YOU CAN HIRE A WHORE, AND GO TO A WHORE HOUSE. PERSONALLY I FEEL THAT NEVADA NOW HAS SO MANY PEOPLE FROM CALIFORNIA THAT THEY ARE BRINGING THEIR "NO SMOKING" LAWS WITH THEM. BASICALLY THE NEW "NO SMOKING" LAW IN NEVADA SAYS YOU CAN'T SMOKE INDOORS ANYWHERE THERE IS CHILDREN OR FOOD. THIS LEAVES THE GIANT CASINO FLOORS OFF THE HOOK, AND YOU CAN STILL SMOKE. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF NEIGHBOR BARS, WITH A GRILL, AND 15 SLOT MACHINES? ACCORDING TO THE NEW NEVADA LAWS, THE BARS MUST NOW BE NON-SMOKING. SO I CAN GET ME A WHORE AND LOSE EVERY CENT I HAVE, PLUS UP TO THE LIMIT ON MY SEVERAL CREDIT CARDS, AND THEN GET A MARKER, ALL NIGHT LONG,............... BUT I CAN'T SMOKE A CIGARETTE? DAMN THE CALIFORNIA PEOPLE AND THEIR CRAZY RULES, WHERE HAVE MY FREEDOMS GONE? WHAT ABOUT THE WILD WEST?
THIS SITUATION LED TO A LEGAL STAND OFF. THE JUDGE RULED THAT BAR OWNERS AND MANAGEMENT CAN NOT BE FINED IF PATRONS ARE SMOKING IN THEIR ESTABLISHMENTS, BUT THE CUSTOMER CAN BE FINED $100 FOR BREAKING THE NEW "CLEAN INDOOR AIR" RULE. I'M ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING !!! THE BAR OWNERS DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER PICKING UP THE ASHTRAYS !!!! I'LL TRY TO LET YOU KNOW WHEN THE COUNTY SHERIFF DECIDES TO SEND HIS DEPUTIES OUT TO THE BARS TO WRITE TICKETS TO THE CUSTOMERS FOR SMOKING. DAMN, I LOVE NEVADA !!! MY BET IS THE DEPUTIES WILL STILL BE OUT ON I-15 WRITING SPEEDING TICKETS TO THOSE CALIFORNIA FOLKS SPEEDING SOUTH BOUND (NOT IN THE NORTHBOUND LANES, WHILE COMING INTO VEGAS) TRYING TO GET HOME AFTER A WEEK-END IN VEGAS.

RULES - RULES - RULES
DON'T GET ME STARTED !!!





2 comments:

Anonymous said...

thats a wonderful rule:)

saucersrus said...

I guess as you said growing up, "You gotta pay to play"