Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Holy Mother Of God

By Susie-Q

Rex just left me at the Animal Hospital, I even gave him those sad puppy dog eyes, but he just walked out and left ME.

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On the other hand the Doctor gave me some magnificent drugs, I mean, like Angle dust from the 60’s. Oh, so cool,  mellow, I was bullet proof, and I think I could fly?

I had an out of body hallucination, I thought I was a parakeet and flew up and sat on the Doctors shoulder and tweeted in his ear while he used a laser to remove my front claws. Oh, look at my blood spurt, warm, and deep red, just like when I claw or bite Rex on the hand.

Holy Mother Of God !!!

When I woke up I felt like shit.  My paws were all bandaged up, and hurt like Hell. 

Declawing a cat is inhumane treatment, where are those California Animal Activists when I need them?

Did you know that declawing a cat isn’t just a nail trim?  It’s amputation.  To declaw a cat, the Veterinarian cuts off the last knuckles of a cat’s paw – cutting through bone, tendons, skin and nerves.  In a person, it’s equivalent to amputating each finger at the last joint.

Declaw surgery is an extremely painful procedure with associated health risks and complications such as infection.

Declaw surgery can produce permanent lameness, pain or arthritis.

Declaw surgery is illegal in may European countries.

I’m pissed off! After I write this blog I’m gonna write to my Congressman, my Senator, and maybe even President Trump.

Where’s that cute little nurse?  Can I go home to my camper, yet?

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All this because of a new screen porch?  I better really like sett’in on that Porch!

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3 comments:

I.M. Vayne said...

I.M. most definitely thinkin' that Susie-Q ain't the Happy part of The Happy Campers. Maybe it should be temporarily renamed The Happy Campers and The Pissed Off Pussy.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Susie-Q, I'm so sorry your caretakers couldn't think of a better alternative for protecting their stupid, precious screen porch than mutilating you!

Anonymous said...

Oh, Susie-Q, I'm so sorry your caretakers couldn't think of a better alternative for protecting their stupid, precious screen porch than mutilating you!