Sunday, October 23, 2011

BUMPERS

a 008_thumb[2] WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO BUMPERS ON CARS?

YOU REMEMBER BUMPERS, DON’T YOU?  THOSE SHINY CHROME PIECES OF STEEL ON THE FRONT AND BACK OF YOUR CAR?

THEY WERE ALWAYS THERE WHEN YOU PARKED TOO CLOSE IN THE GARAGE AND BUMPED THE WALL OR THE WORK BENCH. THEY WERE THERE WHEN YOU GOT CAUGHT IN A TIGHT PARKING SPACE IF YOU BUMPED THE CAR AHEAD OR BEHIND YOU TRYING TO GET OUT?

THEY USED TO BE THERE WHEN YOU KISSED THE ASS END OF DEER ON A DARK AND LONELY HIWAY IN WISCONSIN?

ALL IN ALL BUMPERS WERE A GREAT THING. WHY DID THEY GET RID OF BUMPERS? IT MAKES NO SENSE.

PLASTIC ERECTOR SET PIECES

TODAY THE FRONT OF YOUR CAR IS MADE OUT OF PLASTIC ERECTOR SET PIECES.  ACTUALLY I’M BEING TOO KIND, ERECTOR SETS WERE MADE OUT OF METAL, WITH SCREWS AND BOLTS.  THIS IS MORE LIKE CHEAP LEGOS FROM K-MART.

YOU KISS THE FRONT END OF YOUR CAR WITH ANYTHING OTHER THAN YOUR LIPS, YOU’RE LOOKING AT AN $1,800.00 REPAIR BILL. THAT’S FOR REPAIRED LEGO PIECES, AND STILL NO FRONT BUMPER.

I GOT A GREAT IDEA FOR THE INSURANCE COMPANIES, BRING BACK BUMPERS.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

RFLOL. that's the first thing I said way back in March. Picture ice and snow early am in Sierra Nevada(Tuolumne). Someone slides on the ice hits my bumper.Mind you they were parking, how fast could they be going. New accord only 3,000 miles. Repair bill 2000 dollars. Their insurance did pay. In the olden days it would have just been a small ding on the bumper. Thanks for the laugh.