Friday, March 7, 2014

SMOKE, AND BOTTOM’S UP

THE TOPOCK MARINA RESTAURANT HAS A SMOKE HOUSE.

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HERE IS THE SOUS CHEF LOADING UP THE SMOKER WITH CHICKEN WINGS. I BET THESE ARE THE BEST BUFFALO WINGS ON THE RIVER.

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ALLOW ME TO GET GO OFF ON A SIDE TRACK A MINUTE. THE SCOOTER TRIP TO THE TOPOC 66 MARINA WAS A 40 MILE SCOOTER ADVENTURE. I HAD TO TRAVEL ON OLD ROUTE 66 THROUGH GOLDEN SHORES AND I STOPPED AT HOOCH’S TO REST MY BUTT. IT WAS A MONDAY, SO I ORDERED TWO TACOS AND A DRAFT BEER, WHICH COST ME $2.34. IT’S THE SWISS IN ME, BUT I’D RIDE THE SCOOTER HALF WAY ACROSS TOWN JUST TO SAVE .50 CENTS ON A COLD BOTTLE OF BEER.

WHEN I GOT TO TOPOCK I REALLY DIDN’T NEED ANOTHER BEER, ESPCIALLY AT THE CALIFORNIA PRICE OF $4 FOR A DRAFT, BUT I GOT TO LOOKING AT THE BACK BAR WHERE THEY HAVE THE TAPS.

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INTERESTING, BUT WHERE DOES THE BEER POUR FROM? THE BARTENDER EXPLAINED THAT THE BEER FILLS FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE GLASS. WHAT?

OF COURSE I HAD TO ORDER A $4 DRAFT BEER JUST TO SEE HOW THAT WORKS. SHE GRABED A PLASTIC BEER GLASS AND SET IT ON THE ROUND THING, PUSHED A BUTTON AND THE GLASS FILLED WITH BEER FROM THE BOTTOM WITHOUT A HEAD ON TOP. IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST I DIDN’T GET A PICTURE, BUT IT WAS SOMETHING I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.

THE BARTENDER CAUTIONED ME NOT TO GO POKING MY FINGER INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE GLASS AS IT’S SEALED BY A MAGNET AND TO DISLODGE THE MAGNETIC DISK WOULD RESULT IN A LAP FULL OF BEER.

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OH MY GOD, WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?

1 comments:

Rod Ivers said...

At $4 a cup, wearing it in your lap doesn't seem like a good option...!