Tuesday, October 16, 2007

“SOME” ASSEMBLY REQUIRED


I’VE BEEN BUSY HERE IN LAUGHLIN, AND STEVE MY NEIGHBOR HAS BEEN HELPING ME OUT AND FEEDING ME FOR MARY. OUR FIRST PROJECT WAS PUTTING TOGETHER STEVE’S NEW GAS GRILL WHICH WE USED “BIG RED”, THE TRUCK, TO PICK IT UP AT WALMART. THE ASSEMBLED ONES WERE SHAKY AND MISSING SOME SCREWS SO WE WENT AHEAD AND BOUGHT ONE IN THE BOX WITH “SOME” ASSEMBLY REQUIRED.

YA, I HEAR YA, “SOME” ASSEMBLY - TOOLS - REX, WE KNOW WHERE THIS STORY IS HEADED…….
TURNS OUT I’M A RATHER GOOD ASSISTANT TO STEVE, CAUSE I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING, AND CAN’T DO ANYTHING…….


WE RAN OUT OF DAY LIGHT, BUT NOT WHISKEY AND BEER. IN THE MORNING WE WENT RIGHT BACK AT IT WITH FRESH COFFEE IN HAND. ONLY TWO WRONGLY PLACED SCREWS FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE, A SIMPLE CHANGE OUT AND WE COMPLETED THE PROJECT.

STEVE’S A GREAT CHEF AND HIS ROLLED PORK LOIN, AND MEAT LOAF HAVE KEPT ME IN GREAT SHAPE, AND DIETING IS A LITTLE OFF, BUT WHAT THE HECK I’M ON VACATION, RIGHT?

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