Monday, January 23, 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !

ISN’T THAT FACEBOOK APP THAT REMEMBERS EVERYBODY’S BIRTHDAY COOL? I MEAN I DIDN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT BEING MY BIRTHDAY UNTIL I STARTED GETTING ALL THESE BIRTHDAY WISHES IN MY E-MAIL BOX FROM FACEBOOK.  HELL, I GOT BIRTHDAY WISHES FROM SOME PEOPLE IN MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATING CLASS THAT I WOULDN’T KNOW IF THEY STOPPED ME ON THE STREET AND BOUGHT ME A BEER.

I WONDER HOW THAT WILL WORK OUT, WHEN I GROW UP AND I’M DEAD?  WILL I STILL GET “HAPPY” BIRTHDAY WISHES?  I WONDER IF FACEBOOK EVER FORGETS SOMEONES BIRTHDAY?  HELL I WONDER IF I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED MY OWN BIRTHDAY WITHOUT FACEBOOK?

NOW I’M BEGINNING TO WONDER WHAT ELSE, FACEBOOK KNOWS ABOUT ME?  DOES IT KNOW IF I’VE BEEN DRINKING 10-20 BEERS?  DOES IT KNOW THAT I DON’T WEAR UNDERWEAR ON MY DAYS OFF? 

OR WORSE, DOES IT KNOW MY MOTHER’S MADIEN NAME? MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER? MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER? MY PASSWORD?

COME TO THINK ABOUT IT, TWO WEEKS AGO I HAD TO CHANGE MY PASSWORD, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO FACEBOOK I LOGGED ON FROM ARGENTINA.  REALLY? REALLY?

WHO THE HELL OWNS FACEBOOK?  DO THEY HAVE TO FILL OUT GOVERNMENT FORMS? DOES THE GOVERMENT KNOW MY ABOUT MY UNDERWEAR HABITS?

IF A NEW OUTFIT COMES ALONG AND WHIPS FACEBOOK, WILL THEY BE FOR SALE? IN THE END, IF I BOUGHT OUT FACEBOOK WILL I KNOW ABOUT YOUR UNDERWEAR?

AFTER REREADING THIS POST I KNOW IT’S TRUE, THAT YOU GET SMARTER WHEN YOU GET OLDER.

REX

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just freak'in increditable isn't it!!! Look at all the marvelous out comes it has brought! Mmmm.... Did one fellow REALY create it or was it..... Bill. P.S. Happy Birthday!!

Anonymous said...

I am sorry I forgot your birthday! I am the last person lsft to not be on facebook. How was Argentina?........


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