Saturday, November 29, 2008

Nikon, The Ultimate Hunter's Pkg

Since Uncle Hans wrote about deer hunting in Northern Wisconsin yesterday, I know that several deer hunters are checking out the blog. Here is a link to a fantastic deal from Nikon,

Nikon Ultimate Hunter's Package Promo

The Ultimate Hunter's Package contains:
* ProStaff 3-9x40 Riflescope with BDC Reticle
* ProStaff Laser Rangefinder
* Silent Technology Rangefinder Case
* Mastering a Long-range shot with BDC DVD
* $50 NikonProGear Gift Card

Sorry this $144.90 savings deal is a "Black Friday" offering only valid for four days, Friday thru Monday!! So click on the link now, so you won't be shut out and miss this hunting special.

Nikon Ultimate Hunter's Package Promo




While your on this site you might want to shop around for other great deals that include NikonProGear Gift Cards. One of the best deals I checked out was the Nikon Action Extreme ATB 10x50 Binoculars at $20 off the regular price.

This offer will work out great for my Iowa friends who are tagged for the season. good luck on the Hunt !!

Friday, November 28, 2008

Wisconsin Deer Hunting



EDITOR'S NOTE: TODAY'S BLOG IS A "RERUN BLOG" BY UNCLE HANS ORGINALLY POSTED IN NOVEMBER OF 2007. BECAUSE OF IT'S UNIQUE ORIGINAL TITLE, "HOLY WEEK" THIS POST IS ONE OF THE MOST READ AND SEARCHED ENTRIES OF THE BLOG.

One of the joys of living in northern Wisconsin is deer hunting season, more commonly referred to as Holy Week. Almost all normal life grinds to a halt as the men dress up in blaze orange and hit the woods. There is a party atmosphere all week (10 days, actually) and the bars all have specials, Hunter's dinners, Hunter's Balls, Deer Hunting Widow's balls, Buck Boards (like super bowl boards, but betting on the biggest buck, where, who, etc). We are roughly in the middle of it right now. Here I am dressed to go out to a bar for the night. The shoes are a spoof or joke as everyone knows I don't hunt. They usually get a few laughs as blaze orange penny loafers are not that common.....




..........The shirt is very interesting. It belonged to our mother, who hunted with the guys in the 50's. The state legislature decreed around 1950 that hunters wear red to cut down on the accidental shooting deaths that happen during deer hunting. The clothing manufacturers had not yet got the idea that this law opened up a whole new field of red colored outerwear, so no red heavy coats or parkas were available yet (blaze orange became state mandated "fashion" a few years later). One had to buy a red flannel shirt, split it at the seams to expand it, and wear it over your heavy coat.

Here you can see that sides and arms are split and connected by shoe strings to keep it together when you wear it over the top of everything else. This shirt has some bloodstains on the sleeves, presumably from field dressing a deer. It makes a great conversation piece and I wear it every year to one night out (we generally are out about 6 of the 10 nights)..............


(P.S. I have a feeling red outerwear WAS available then, my parents were just to poor and/or cheap to buy it for just a few days a year)

............the neatest thing, however, is the tag on the back. I love the date. Who the hell was taking care of me? I was a two year old, probably left alone with a box of cereal to entertain me for a week. The tags were cloth then, and attached to your back in some manner. Mother chose to sew this baby on, although it looks like she had been seriously drinking that afternoon. Maybe the blood on the sleeves was from a sewing machine injury!!.......


Soon another Holy Week will be history and all those bothersome naked women will disappear from our taverns. They are so irritating. The regulators of this blog and the "Church Ladies" in general would faint dead away if I tried to post pictures of the whipped cream wrestling last night at one of our neighborhood bars ..........tsk, tsk

Uncle Hans

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Give Thanks


Today is Thanksgiving, the one day of the year set aside to sit back and be grateful for all of the good things we have in our life. Now, as we all know, that is a lofty goal, unfortunately, it has been overshadowed by the "kick off" of the Christmas shopping rush.




Is it me???? Or is the world screwed up?? Is it really more important to go over your Christmas list (and checking it twice) than it is to be thankful to be alive or healthy or happy??

While the economy is on everyone's mind maybe it will actually benefit todays households with a long overdue "lifestyle" correction. Does every person in the house really need a TV and DVD player? What happened to reading or doing puzzles or enjoying some peace and quiet??


That is enough preaching for one holiday.....please everyone just have a safe and happy day...and take time to give thanks for the important things!!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

ICE Your Cell Phone

ICE Your Cell Phone
By Cynthia Kirkeby

Paramedics are asking that everyone add at least one additional entry to their cell phone contacts list. Please add an ICE entry. ICE stands for "In Case of Emergency". This number should dial the person in your family that can respond to medical decisions if you are injured or incapcitated.

If you are in an accident, paramedics know to check your phone for your emergency contact information. Imagine taking a look and trying to figure out who to call out of the twenty or more numbers on your phone. By adding a contact entry that's designated as an emergency contact number (ICE), you can make their job much easier and possibly save your own life.

So program an ICE entry on your cell phone today, as a matter of fact, pull it out right now as you're reading this article. If you have more than one person the paramedics can contact in case of an emergency, you can add additional ICE numbers to your list. Your primary contact should be listed under ICE, then you can add the other contacts under ICE1, ICE2, ICE3, etc.

After you program ICE into your phone, have your spouse, your kids, your parents, and your friends do the same thing. If there are people in your life that you care about, they should all have ICE on their phones

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

FAVRE WINS !!! PACKERS LOSE?




ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

I SAID TO MARY EARLY ON IN THE WEEK THAT FAVRE AND THE JETS WERE GOING TO BEAT THE UNDEFEATED TENNESSEE TITANS. WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF A NATIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM GOING UNDEFEATED OVER 10 GAMES IN A ROW? AND THE JETS WERE PUMPED AFTER BEATING THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS LAST WEEK.

I ASKED MARY IF SHE WOULD SPLIT WITH ME ON A $10 BET AT THE SPORTS BOOK? AFTER PUTTING IT OFF ALL WEEK, AND AT THE LAST MINUTE ON SATURDAY NIGHT WE BET ON THE JETS TO WIN, AND MARY IN A SUDDEN ATTACK OF FAITH SAID LET'S BET $20.





GOOD LUCK !!

WE TRIPLED OUR MONEY AND TURNED $20 INTO $60 WHICH IMMEDIATELY WENT INTO THE BELIZE FUND. ONE OF THESE YEARS WE WILL BE RETURNING TO BELIZE.

PACKERS

OUR BELOVED PACKERS SLIP TO TO 5 WINS - 6 LOSSES BEHIND THE VIKINGS AND THE BEARS IN THEIR DIVISION. IT SUCKS TO LOSE. NEVER GIVE UP, IT'S A YOUNG AND VERY TALENTED TEAM, WITH A BETTER THAN AVERAGE COACH. IT AIN'T OVER TILL THE FAT LADY SINGS !!!


FIRE TED THOMPSON

"FIRE TED THOMPSON", THE GENERAL MANAGER OF THE GREEN BAY PACKERS, WAS THE BATTLE CRY OF THE PACKER FAITHFUL WHEN HE FIRED BRETT FAVRE LAST FALL. I THINK IT'S TIME TO RENEW THE CRY !!! "WHAT IF ........."

"SUNNY &80"



THE PUNCH LINE

"I was in Las Vegas over the weekend. I thought it would be empty with the economy the way it is. But it wasn't. There were people everywhere. Turns out roulette is less risky than the stock market." -- Craig Ferguson