Even Kathy Lee and Hoda have discussed this. I have also seen polls on Facebook about this. As to the proper way….over or under???
Well we have settled the argument once and for all……..scroll down for the solution to one of life’s biggest controversies!!!
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WHEN AIM WAS HERE VISITING SHE THOUGHT “AZ” AND I, HAVING SPENT SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER THIS SUMMER, ARE LOOKING LIKE EACH OTHER?
“WHEN IN ROME”………
THOUGHT I’D TRY TO BLEND IN WITH THE SOUTH PADRE BEACH CROWD.
WHAT DO THINK?
ACTUALLY, THAT’S JUST THE “STORY” FOR MARY. WHAT I’M REALLY TRYING TO DO IS CAPTURE THE ATTENTION OF THE MILF IN THE RED BIKINI.
YOU KNOW THE ONE, DOWN ON THE BEACH, WITH THE 3 YEAR OLD, THE 6 YEAR OLD, AND A PAIR OF 38 D’S.
HERE HERE, TAKE MY BINOCULARS AND TAKE A GOOD LOOK…….
WAIT, SHE’S BENDING OVER TO PICK UP SEA SHELLS. GIVE ME BACK THE BINOCULARS, QUICK.
I WANT TO SEE….
I WANT TO SEE……
MAYBE THE “EDDIE ORANGE” SHOES WERE A TAD TOO MUCH?
“SUNNY AND REALLY REALLY HOT ON THE BEACH TODAY”……….
A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO TERESA HAD A THROW BACK THURSDAY ON FACEBOOK AND POSTED SOME OLD PICTURES OF HER KIDS INCLUDING THE FAMOUS SALLY DOG. I ENJOYED THE PICTURES AND DECIDED TODAY IS THROW BACK THURSDAY ON THE HAPPY CAMPERS BLOG…..
REMEMBER TERESA, WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND, AND MIGHT BITE YOU IN THE ASS.
LET’S GET THE NEW YEAR STARTED WITH A CUTE CAT PICTURE.
NOPE, IT’S NOT “AZ” OR SUSIE, BUT YOU CAN GET EXTRA CREDIT IF YOU LIST HIS NAME IN THE COMMENT SECTION.
JANUARY BRINGS COLD WEATHER, EVEN TO THE LOWER MOHAVE DESERT.
SO REX, HOW COLD IS IT?
IT’S TOO COLD TO MAKE ICE!
WHAT?
MARY AND I USE A LOT OF ICE, AND WE MAKE IT THE OLD FASHION WAY IN ICE CUBE TRAYS IN THE FREEZER OF THE FRIDGE ON THE PORCH.
BUT IN JANUARY IT’S SO COLD THAT THE FRIDGE DOESN’T RUN MUCH SITTING OUTSIDE ON THE PORCH. SO, IT’S TOO COLD TO MAKE ICE. WHAT ARE YOUR WINTER PROBLEMS?
HEY MARY, DO KNOW WHAT I DID WITH MY SCOOTER KEYS?
The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it.
The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1.The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.
THE QUESTION IS: IS IT HOT ENOUGH TO FRY AN EGG ON THE SIDEWALK?
NOPE, NOT REALLY.
THE TOP TEN THINGS ABOUT LIVING ON THE LOWER DESERT IN THE SUMMER…..
#10. YOUR MORNING COFFEE NEVER GETS COLD AT 113 DEGREES.
#9. YOU NEVER RUN OUT OF HOT WATER DURING YOUR MORNING SHOWER.
#8. THE LP TANK ON THE CAMPER NEVER NEEDS TO BE REFILLED.
#7. YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR SWEATSHIRT OR SWEATER, THEY ARE ALWAYS HANGING IN THE CLOSET.
#6. EXERCISING TO BUILD UP A SWEAT…NOT NECESSARY, YOU SWEAT WITHOUT EFFORT ON THE DESERT.
#5. YOU DON’T NEED TO PRAY THAT YOU WON’T GO THE HELL, YOU’RE ALREADY HERE.
#4. OH THOSE CALIFORNIA GIRLS, THEIR TANS, THEIR BOOBIES, AND THEIR BIKINIS.
#3. IT’S HOT ENOUGH TO FRY AN EGG ON THE SIDEWALK, ALONG WITH THE BACON, SAUSAGE, HAM AND HASHBROWNS.
#2. IT’S HARD TO TELL A REDNECK ON THE DESERT, USUALLY IT’S JUST SUNBURN.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON TO LIVE ON THE LOWER DESERT IN THE SUMMER……
#1. YOU DON’T NEED TO FAKE A HEADACHE, IT’S TOO FU*K’N HOT FOR SEX.
