THE CLUB

THE HONDA ACCORD IS HIGH ON THE LISTS OF MOST STOLEN VEHICLES. IT'S BECAUSE THEY HAVE A SOMEWHAT EASY STARTING SYSTEM FOR THIEVES TO GET AROUND.

SEVERAL YEARS AGO, AND SEVERAL YEARS AGO, THE NEIGHBOR, STEVE, HAD HIS CAR STOLEN. YES, THE SAME CAR WAS STOLEN TWICE. THE FIRST TIME WAS BEHIND ARIZONA CHARLIE'S IN LAS VEGAS, AND THE SECOND TIME WAS HERE AT OUR RV PARK.

WE ALL KNOW HOW "FUSSY" MARY IS ABOUT HER CAR. SHE CLAIMS IT'S HER ONLY PHYSICAL ASSET, AND IT'S PAID FOR. THE FIRST TIME STEVE HAD HIS CAR STOLEN DROVE THE POINT HOME TO MARY AND SHE RAN OUT AND BOUGHT "THE CLUB".

"THE CLUB" IS A STEERING WHEEL LOCK. KINDA REMINDS ME OF THE OLD "BEAR REPELLENT" JOKE, BUT THERE ISN'T ANY BEARS AROUND HERE? SEE IT'S WORKING.

IF SOMEONE WANTS TO STEAL YOUR CAR, IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT I THINK IF THIEVES SEE THE CLUB THEY MOVE ON TO NEXT HONDA ACCORD THEY COME UPON.

MARY AND I ARE VERY GOOD AT REMEMBERING TO LOCK THE CLUB ONTO THE STEERING WHEEL OF THE HONDA.