THE “TO DO” LIST CAUGHT FIRE THIS WEEK

THE OLE FALL “TO DO” LIST REALLY CAUGHT HELL THIS WEEK.

WE RENTED THE RUG DOCTOR AND GOT OUR $50 WORTH OF DIRT SUCKED UP HERE AND AT THE NEIGHBORS. WE DID THE BIG GREEN AREA RUG THAT WE USUALLY TAKE TO THE CAR WASH, ALONG WITH THE COUCH, DINNING AREA PADS, RUGS, HELL, WE EVEN DID THE CAR MATS WHERE I SPILLED MY COFFEE ON THE WISCONSIN ROADTRIP.

NEXT I GOT OUT MY FAITHFUL WEEDWACKER TO CLEAN UP THE OUTSIDE.

 

THIS IS AN ANNUAL CHORE, NOT WEEKLY ALL SUMMER, LIKE AT HOME IN WISCONSIN.

WHILE MY WEEDWACKER WAS DOING HER THING I REPLACED THE SEWER HOSE. THIS IS JOB BEST DONE ANNUALLY AS WELL. IF YOU WAIT LONGER IT WILL EVENTUALLY FAIL, AND I GUARENTEE THAT YOU’LL BE EMPTYING THE SHITTER ON ONE OF THE COLDEST DAYS ON THE LOWER DESERT.  BESIDE THAT, IT NEVER RAINS TO WASH THAT SHIT AWAY.

NEXT UP WAS SCRUBBING THE INSIDE OF THE TRAILER. BELIEVE ME, WHEN YOU HAVE A SMOKER INSIDE ONE OF THESE LITTLE CAMPERS, IT’S A JOB NOBODY LIKES!!!  IF YOU DO HAVE A SMOKER INSIDE, I RECOMMEND USING STRAIGHT WINDEX.  SPRAY IT DIRECTLY ON THE WALLS AND CEILING AND WIPE WITH A DRY RAG OR TOWEL.  BE PREPARED FOR THE MOST DISGUSTING PILE OF BAR MOP RAGS YOU’VE EVER HAD TO DUMP INTO A WASHING MACHINE, AND WALMART DOES SELL WINDEX BY THE QUART.

MARY ALSO GOT THE PADS ON THE PORCH SCRUBBED, REX WASHED THE HONDA, WE STOPPED AT SPIRIT MOUNTAIN ON SUNDAY TO WATCH THE UGLY ORANGE BEARS BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THE LIONS (LITTERALLY), I GOT TO THE DENTIST, I DROPPED THE PICK-UP OFF AT THE FORD GARAGE, ADDED DISTILLED WATER TO THE CAMPER BATTERY, AND EVEN HAD TIME TO DRINK 10 – 20 BEERS.

AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH WHEN YOU HAVE THREE DAYS OFF IN A WEEK.  TUNE IN NEXT WEEK WHEN THE POWER TOOLS AND THE PAINT BRUSHES COME OUT AGAIN.

NOW WE HAVE DOG DISH MEAT LOAF IN THE DUTCH OVEN AND WE’RE WAITING FOR THE WEEKLY PACKER VICTORY OVER - THE VIKINGS.