‘DA BEACH

WHAT THE HELL DO A COUPLE OF WISCONSIN KIDS KNOW ABOUT THE OCEAN FRONT BEACH?

WELL, I SAW ON THE TRAVEL CHANNEL THAT PANAMA CITY BEACH WAS RANKED #8 OF ALL THE FLORIDA BEACHES. I DON’T BELIEVE IT !!! IF THIS ISN’T THE BEST BEACH IN FLORIDA ……. WAIT I GOT IT ….IT’S A POLITICAL THING? ….. MONEY IN SOMEBODY’S POCKET? …….. SEX ON THE BEACH? YOU KNOW, A BEACH-GATE SITUATION.

LOOK, IT’S EASY, AND IT’S COLOR CODED, JUST LIKE HOOKING UP A DVD PLAYER TO MY TV.

GREEN: LOW HAZARD, CALM WATER
YELLOW: MEDIUM HAZARD, MODERATE SURF
RED: HIGH HAZARD, SURF’S UP !!!
DOUBLE RED: WATER CLOSED TO THE PUBLIC
BLUE: DANGEROUS MARINE LIFE




BLUE FLAG, DANGEROUS MARINE LIFE ? HEY I’VE GOT TWO DAYS ON THE BEACH, AND IF THESE JELLYFISH AREN’T DANGEROUS MARINE LIFE, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS?

OH, I KNOW, I SAW JAWS, AND JAWS II, DANGEROUS MARINE LIFE WOULD BE A GREAT WHITE SHARK FEEDING ON SWIMMERS AND SMALL SAIL BOATS.

I HAD BEEN WONDERING HOW THEY KEEP THE BEAUTIFUL SUGAR WHITE SAND SO NICE? IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN I SPOTTED THIS JOHN DEERE TRACTOR PULLING A SNOWMOBILE TRAIL GROOMER OVER THE BEACH, AND IT WORKS.


THIS PICTURE WAS ALSO TAKEN FROM THE BALCONY OF OUR ROOM, SHORTLY AFTER THE GROOMER FINISHED. IF YOU LOOK REAL CLOSE IN THE WHITE SAND JUST ABOVE MY NAME YOU CAN SEE WHERE MARY AND I STEPPED OFF “REX” IN THE SAND.

“SUNNY & 80” ON ‘DA BEACH