DON “THE TOOL MAN”

DON AND CAROL FROM GREEN BAY WERE IN TOWN VISITING HIS PARENTS WHO ARE RETIRED IN LAUGHLIN.  THEY GOT A HOLD OF US TO SEE IF WE COULD MEET UP FOR A COUPLE OF BEERS.

NOT A PROBLEM, WE’LL MEET YOU MONDAY AFTERNOON AT 2PM AT THE REGENCY CASINO.  DON SENT A TEXT BACK, WHERE? THE REGENCY CASINO?

YA, YOU KNOW THAT DIVE BETWEEN THE AQUARIUS AND THE EDGEWATER. OH, NOW HE REMEMBERS.

WHEN THEY SHOWED UP THEY HAD A COUPLE OF DICE VIRGINS WITH THEM, DON’S BROTHER, ROB, AND WIFE MELISSA.  NOW WE ALL KNOW THE STORY OF THE MOST FAMOUS DICE VIRGIN OF ALL, HANNAH, WHO SET THE RECORD THAT HAS YET TO BE BROKEN.  WELL CAROL IS ALSO FAMOUS AS A DICE VIRGIN, ON THE OPPOSITE END OF THE SPECTRUM, A COUPLE A YEARS AGO WHEN CAROL WAS STILL A VIRGIN SHE ROLLED THE DICE THREE TIMES, POINT, FIVE, AND SEVEN OUT. 

SO WE SUCKED UP A FEW BEERS AT THE REGENCY AND SET OUT TO DE-FLOWER OUR TWO DICE VIRGINS.  WE EACH PAID $20, FOR A TOTAL POT OF $120. ROB WAS UP FIRST AND DID WELL AT THE COLORADO BELLE AND MELISSA TOOK HER TURN AT THE GOLDEN NUGGET.  WHEN IT WAS ALL SAID AND DONE AFTER A ROUND OF DRINKS WE EACH GOT BACK $47 ON OUR $20 INVESTMENT. NOWHERE NEAR HANNAH’S RECORD, BUT A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN CAROL.

THANKS FOR GIVING US A CALL GUYS AND ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR NEVADA VACATION ON FREMONT STREET IN VEGAS.