GOD-DAMN-IT “AZ” !!!

“AZ” POPPED UP ON THE TABLE TO CHECKOUT SOMETHING ON MY COMPUTER AND SPILLED MY COFFEE ON THE LAPTOP. GOD-DAMN-IT “AZ”!!!

THE LETTER “A” WOULDN’T TYPE……. SO HOW MANY OF YOUR PASSWORDS HAVE THE LETTER “A”?

I TOOK THE LAPTOP BACK TO THE COMPUTER STORE AND THE CLERK SAID I COULD GET A NEW KEYBOARD FROM DELL FOR $150. I HAD RECENTLY HAD THIS LAPTOP IN TO WIPE THE HARD DRIVE, INSTALL BIT-DEFENDER, AND CREATE A REPAIR DISK. WHEN THE CLERK REMEMBERED ME, HE SAID OR I COULD JUST BUY A LOGITECH KEYBOARD AND PLUG IT INTO ONE OF THE USB PORTS.  HE HAD ONE RIGHT ON THE SHELF FOR $29.95.

I REACHED INTO MY POCKET TO GET A COUPLE OF TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS OFF MY MONEY CLIP, AND SAID TO THE CLERK THAT I COULD WALK ACROSS THE PARKING LOT TO SUPER WAL-MART AND SAVE $3, RIGHT?  WELL, ACTUALLY I THINK THEY SELL THEM FOR $19.95.  SORRY DUDE, BUT FOR TEN BUCKS I GOT TO DO THE WALK……..

WE LEFT MARY’S HONDA PARKED IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER STORE AND WALKED OVER TO WAL-MART, WHEN WE GOT BACK THE CLERK CAME OUT OF HIS STORE AND ASKED HOW MUCH WE HAD TO PAY?  IT WAS $13.97.

GOD-DAMN-IT “AZ”