The 15th Time

By Uncle Hans

Here is my car, parked next to the hospitalist's car.  She is a Nurse Practioner, Still wet behind the ears.  I am a general surgeon with 35 years experience. 

  Guess I got into the wrong line of work. 

Here is my car after I collected my 15th lifetime deer, the fourth with this car.  I just wiped out the whole front end a few years ago.  As I remember the insurance company considered totaling it then, but ended up sending out an adjuster and cutting me a check for about $2500.  I got my body shop buddy to fix it like new for $1200 and pocketed the $1300.

    This time they did total it.  Gave me $1300 for it but kept back the $500 deductible so the check was for $800......

I can't afford my body shop guy with only $800 so I called my junkyard guy, Bubba.  Bubba did the whole thing for $120, and I pocketed the $680.

     The way I see it, only 6 more deer crashes and the car loan will be paid off!!

By Uncle Hans