HASH BROWN EXPLOSION

WRITTEN BY REX

I'VE GOT MY HALF FROZEN HAMBURGER FRYING ON LOW ON THE HOT PLATE IN MY FAVORITE NEW EGG PAN, AND MY HASH BROWNS FRYING ON THE STOVE IN THE OLD TEFLON SKILLET. AFTER FINALLY FINDING THE BLACK SPATULA TO USE IN THE TEFLON PAN, IT WAS IN THE LEFT HAND DRAWER, I WENT TO TURN MY HASH BROWNS, AND SNAP!!! IT MADE A CRACK LIKE A BASEBALL BAT BREAKING AT A BREWERS GAME, AND BROKE IN HALF AS EASILY AS A WOODEN STICK MATCH. THE HASH BROWNS FLEW UP LIKE A BOMB EXPLODED ON TOP OF THE STOVE. AW SHIT !!!!

SO THIS MORNING I'M FINALLY DOING DISHES, I HAD TO TAKE THE STOVE APART, AND EVERY KNIFE OUT OF THE KNIFE RACK, AND SCRUB THE COUNTER ALL THE WAY BACK TO WHERE THE FRUIT BASKET SITS..........................

SO WHEN YOU GET HOME, USE THE BLUE SPATULA, AS THE HARD TO FIND BLACK ONE IN THE WRONG DRAWER, IS GARBAGE.

(AND LIFE WITHOUT MARY CONTINUES FOR A WHOLE MONTH!)