Saturday, December 22, 2007

WAS THAT A REINDEER?



HOLY CRAP MARY, WAS THAT A DOG OR A REINDEER?

WE WERE COMING HOME FROM WORK AT 3:15 AM IN THE MORNING AND AT 45 MPH AFTER MEETING ANOTHER CAR ON THE ROAD, BOOM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR LANE WAS A BROWN AND WHITE PIT BULL . MARY HAD EXACTLY ENOUGH TIME TO TAKE HER FOOT OFF THE GAS AND SMACK - POW WE HIT THE DOG!

SHE HASN'T BEEN TO THE AUTO BODY SHOP YET, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A NEW PLASTIC FRONT CLIP, YOU KNOW THE BUMPER AND GRILL, FOR THE FRONT OF THE HONDA IS NOW ON HER CHRISTMAS LIST.






UPDATE:

DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG THE HEAD IS ON A PIT BULL?

IT'S BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE OUT THE RADIATOR AND AIR CONDITIONING, AND MAKE THE HONDA UNDRIVEABLE NOT TO MENTION THE FRONT BUMPER.

AH..... GRANDMA, CAN I BORROW THE "ARIZONA CAR"?

4 comments:

weeb said...

Thank God Mary maintained control and nobody but the unfortanate animal was hurt,Back a few years I was pulling a TT behind a big Chevy(85) Van when A really large German Shepherd ran into our path, that was in the days of Chrome metal bumpers but the impact with the dogs head put a round divot in that heavy metal bumper,I try to foloe your guys travels and escapades, maybe soon my wife will retire and we can do some travels in our 5 th wheel, Have a beer for me it is at least one of the things left that I can still enjoy, although now in retirement I can ony drink light,Miller High Life Light. Be Safe, Sam and Donna Weibel.Dardenne Praire MO.

Anonymous said...

Wow, Just like in Wisconsin. I killed 8 deer with the last car and have one already with my new car. Hannah collected one a few weeks ago. Good luck at eh bofy shop. Fitting end for a pit bull, they should ban the breed anyway. Darrin Vick would be proud of you!!


Hans

Anonymous said...

isn't it Micheal Vick????

Barb said...

Holy PeckerTracks!