Housing

By Uncle Hans

Just pulled in to football camp. On the way my phone rang with an offer for a movie to be made out of the book. How exciting!

     The movie people don't like the title.  "How to Play College Football at 65" is boring. They want to call it:

          COUSIN EDDIE GOES TO COLLEGE

( you know I'm just kidding.........)

Got Camp all set up.....

Never actually set up before in an RV park. I hope I got the right things hooked up to the right things?

Snug as a bug in a rug.......

......... but can I make it 90 days?

I gotta make it or there's no book.

This last detail is pure MacGyver. Black hose is stretchy like a slinky and kept pulling out of the hole. So I took a tie down to it. It's the kind of thing a college kid would come up with.

Well, I have to go to registration. Full practices start tomorrow. More later.......

Uncle Hans

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