STYLE’IN

“WHEN IN ROME”………

THOUGHT I’D TRY TO BLEND IN WITH THE SOUTH PADRE BEACH CROWD.

WHAT DO THINK?

ACTUALLY, THAT’S JUST THE “STORY” FOR MARY. WHAT I’M REALLY TRYING TO DO IS CAPTURE THE ATTENTION OF THE MILF IN THE RED BIKINI.

YOU KNOW THE ONE, DOWN ON THE BEACH, WITH THE 3 YEAR OLD, THE 6 YEAR OLD, AND A PAIR OF 38 D’S.

HERE HERE, TAKE MY BINOCULARS AND TAKE A GOOD LOOK…….

WAIT, SHE’S BENDING OVER TO PICK UP SEA SHELLS. GIVE ME BACK THE BINOCULARS, QUICK.

I WANT TO SEE….

I WANT TO SEE……

 

MAYBE THE “EDDIE ORANGE” SHOES WERE A  TAD TOO MUCH?

  “SUNNY AND REALLY REALLY HOT ON THE BEACH TODAY”……….