TOP TEN

THE TOP TEN THINGS ABOUT LIVING ON THE LOWER DESERT IN THE SUMMER…..

#10. YOUR MORNING COFFEE NEVER GETS COLD AT 113 DEGREES.

#9.  YOU NEVER RUN OUT OF HOT WATER DURING YOUR MORNING SHOWER.

#8.  THE LP TANK ON THE CAMPER NEVER NEEDS TO BE REFILLED.

#7.  YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR SWEATSHIRT OR SWEATER, THEY ARE ALWAYS HANGING IN THE CLOSET.

#6.  EXERCISING  TO BUILD UP A SWEAT…NOT NECESSARY, YOU SWEAT WITHOUT EFFORT ON THE DESERT.

#5.  YOU DON’T NEED TO PRAY THAT YOU WON’T GO THE HELL, YOU’RE ALREADY HERE.

#4.  OH THOSE CALIFORNIA GIRLS, THEIR TANS, THEIR BOOBIES, AND THEIR BIKINIS.

#3.  IT’S HOT ENOUGH TO FRY AN EGG ON THE SIDEWALK, ALONG WITH THE BACON, SAUSAGE, HAM AND HASHBROWNS.

#2.  IT’S HARD TO TELL A REDNECK ON THE DESERT, USUALLY IT’S JUST SUNBURN.

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON TO LIVE ON THE LOWER DESERT IN THE SUMMER……

#1.  YOU DON’T NEED TO FAKE A HEADACHE, IT’S TOO FU*K’N HOT FOR SEX.