HOT & CRABBY
BY REX 
THE DOWN SIDE OF BEING SAFE AND SOUND FROM THE THREAT OF THE FIRE IS NOW I’M “HOT & CRABBY”. ANYTIME YOU HOOK UP THE CAMPER TO THE TRUCK, “IT’S GONNA COST YA…….”. EVEN IF IT COSTS ME $554.50 A MONTH TO RENT A CAMPING SPOT AT LAKE TAHOE.
* THE COST OF A SITE FOR ONE WEEK AT SILVER CITY IS $240, AND I’M NOT GETTING A REFUND AT CHRIS HAVEN, SO I’M RENTING TWO VERY EXPENSIVE SITES FOR THIS WEEK. I’M THE SAME GUY THAT USED TO SNEEK IN YELLOW RIVER AT 11 PM JUST TO SAVE $5 IN CAMPING FEES?
* TO BE HOOKED UP TO THE INTERNET COSTS ME $5 EVERY FOUR HOURS.
* THE HEAT IN THE CARSON VALLEY IS NEAR 90 DEGREES INSTEAD OF THE “SUNNY & 80” AT THE LAKE.
OH - OH HERE COMES MARY, SHE HATES “HOT & CRABBY” REX.
The “hot and crabby” Rex isn’t easy to be around, but he can be entertained.
*Here’s 5 bucks, go up to the store and buy yourself some internet time. PLEASE!!
*While you’re at it, check the temperature at Laughlin today..112!!!!
*While you’re outside switch the water heater to electric…
*Turn on the air conditioning….WE DON’T PAY FOR ELECTRIC HERE!!
*Put your suit on and go up to the pool….Don’t come back until I leave to go to Wal-Mart!!.jpg)
AHH……….
I’LL BE HERE IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR ME ………
2 comments:
Mary. Don't forget: "if we had a permanent address like some of our co-workers, we wouldn't be worrying about site rentals, internet time, electricity bills. We'd be living in the homeless shelter because our house was lost in a fire!!"
Tell Mary that being around hot and crabby Rex can't be any worse than being around hot, crabby and pregnant Amy!!! 5 weeks and counting
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