DAM THOSE COOKING BLOGS........

BY REX

HAVE YOU NOTICED ALL THE COOKING BLOGS LATELY? WELL, I STOOD ON THE BATHROOM SCALES A COUPLE WEEKS BACK, AND WHOA!!!..... 205 LBS? MARY IS THIS RIGHT?

NOW I'M NOT A DIET KINDA GUY, MORE LIKE A BEER SWILLING COOKIE MONSTER, BUT SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE. MARY HAS A LOT OF EXPERTISE IN DIETING AND I COULD LEARN A LOT, BUT..............

MY PHILOSOPHY IS EAT LESS AND EXERCISE MORE. THAT'S IT! NO CALORIE COUNTING, NO SOUTH BEACH DIET, NO LISTENING TO OPRAH, JUST STOP EATING, AND GO FIND MY PEDOMETER.

YIKES !! BEER DRINKING IS LIKE EATING, OH NO, THIS IS GONNA HURT!!

WELL IT'S BEEN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND MY BODY HAS REBELLED WITH A GROWLING STOMACH AND HUNGER PAINS, THEN MY ASSHOLE SHUT DOWN A COUPLE OF DAYS, AND A FEW MILD HEADACHES, BUT IT'S ALL ADJUSTING...........

IT'S BEEN 17 DAYS AND I'VE LOST JUST OVER 10 LBS, ABOUT 5% OF MY BODY WEIGHT IF YOU'RE A WATCHER OF "THE BIGGEST LOSER" ON TV.

SO STOP THE COOKING BLOGS AND GET READY FOR DIET STORIES AND MORE HIKES.