GOOGLE CHECK

LOOK AT THIS, AFTER THREE YEARS OF BLOGGING AND RUNNING GOOGLE ADS ON THE BLOG I FINALLY GOT A PAYCHECK FROM GOOGLE.

$102.62 FOR THREE YEAR'S WORTH OF BLOGS? THEY ONLY SEND YOU A CHECK WHEN THEY OWE YOU OVER $100.

BUT HEY A $100 IS A $100 RIGHT?

WE'VE ALREADY EARNED $18.65 TOWARD THE NEXT CHECK.

(NOTE TO UNCLE HANS: WILL PAY YOU YOUR PORTION IN BELIKENS)

HOY !!! HOY !!! HOY !!!

HAPPY 4TH BIRTHDAY EDDIE !!!

THE PUNCH LINE
"Mayor (Michael) Bloomberg says he's going to crack down on cabdrivers in New York who text while driving. I hate it when I'm in a cab and the driver is Twittering with the Taliban." -- David Letterman