WHAT DID YOU GET FOR CHRISTMAS?
WHAT DID YOU GET FOR CHRISTMAS, REX?
THOSE OF YOU THAT KNOW ME WON’T BELIEVE IT!
FOR YEARS I’VE BEEN USING UNCLE NEIL’S LINE, “I’VE ONLY GOT TWO THINGS IN MY TOOL BOX, A PHONE BOOK AND A CHECKBOOK”.
THE TIMES ARE CHANGING. NOBODY USES A PHONE BOOK OR A CHECKBOOK ANYMORE, AND NOW I HAVE A 154 PIECE WRENCH SET.
OF COURSE MY FIRST PROJECT WITH THE NEW TOOLS WAS THIS:
WTF?
IT’S A JIGSAW PUZZLE, NOW I HAVE TO PUT THE 154 PICES IN THE RIGHT SPOT? JEES SANTA, COULDN’T YOU GRAB THE DISPLAY MODEL FROM SEARS?
TWO DAYS LATER……..
I FINALLY GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT AND PUT TOGETHER.
THANKS MARY !!!
P.S. This is a Mary note….the tool box is necessary for Rex to haul his scooter. An accessory so to speak. It’s almost as bad as buying a new dress, first comes the dress, then comes shoes, then the proper jewelry, etc, etc. One thing always leads to another….
1 comments:
And the next accessory will be a bigger scooter.......! Just a matter of time.........
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