VEGAS BABY 2014 !!!
FREMONT STREET IN LAS VEGAS, MY FAVORITE PLACE ON THE PLANET. WITH TWO OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT THE FIRST NIGHT THAT STARTS OUT SO INNOCENT, AND GOES TO HELL FROM THERE. I MEAN DON’T THINGS LOOK JUST ABOUT PERFECT?
THEN STARTS THE DRINKING……..
IN MY OWN DEFENCE I HAVE ABOUT A HALF DOZEN EXCUSES……..
MAYBE I’M JUST GETTING OLD AND HAVING MEMORY PROBLEMS?
BUT THE DAY AFTER I FOUND THIS SERIES OF PICTURES ON THE CAMERA AND HAVE NO CLUE:
WHO FUCK IS THIS DUMMY?
IS THIS THE DEFINION OF “DRUNK AS $700”?
OH LORDY, WHAT ARE ALL THESE ATM SLIPS IN MY OTHER POCKET? HOLY CRAP GOOD THING I HAVE A $700 LIMIT ON MY ATM CARD. SO, I GUESS THIS IS THE DEFINION OF “DRUNK AS $700”?
WAIT, WHO THE HELL IS THIS DUMMY?
CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE?
I SWEAR I DON’T REMEMBER A THING, DO THE GIRLS GET BETTER LOOKING AT CLOSING TIME? WAIT, VEGAS DOESN’T CLOSE……
I THINK I’M DOWN FOR THE COUNT…….
I WOULDN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REX, EXCEPT I SEE I’M LEANING TOWARDS THE BLOND……
THANK GOD THE FIRST NIGHT ON FREMONT STREET IS OVER.
2 comments:
The key is don't try and remember.
Take the pics, then "make up" the story to go with them, nobody out here will know the real thing from: "What happens in LV stays in Las Vegas"
Go Badgers.
oh but Mikey knows the real story lol
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