Understanding Football Signals

When Neil and I did the "Two guys" thing in Osceola, Kathy and Wendy waited for us to get started in the PY bar. Later, we went back there for a beer and to let the crowd thin out before trying to get out of town.......

....a parade can be grueling. We needed the PY to rest up for the long ride home. Here we are taking a break during the parade, which was about as funny as it looks in this picture..........

.....the bar was packed, loaded with Packer fans watching Brett Farve........play for the Jets! They had a series of signs, designed to educate the fans on some new penalties for watching games at the bar........

....with all the rooting for the Jets going on, I thought this one was funny.............

....this one must have cost several thousand yards, if totalled up............

....frankly, with the Jets playing (I can't even remember who) which conversation is unnecessary?...............

...."Beam me up, Scottie, there's no intelligent life down here" comes to mind...........

....we were almost ready to leave when the doors blew open and in came this drunk with some friends. She tried to convince us she was the "Queen of the Osceola Community Fair". You gotta love her pluck, ....and her sash! We tried to buy it for next year's parade but she would not sell it. She said "You have to get your own. You have to enter the pageant, win, and go to the coronation, then ride the float with all the princesses"..........

....but we decided not to do that, because that would make us look silly.........

Uncle Hans