HILLARY

AN RV BLOG PROBABLLY ISN'T THE PLACE FOR POLITICAL DEBATE, BUT I'VE BEEN SAVING A FEW HILLARY E-MAILS THAT I THOUGHT I MIGHT USE ON THE BLOG IN THE FALL DURING THE HEIGHT OF THE ELECTION CAMPAIGNING. NOW THAT WISCONSIN HAS SET ANOTHER NAIL IN THE CLINTON COFFIN, I BETTER USE THEM QUICK BEFORE HILLARY FADES INTO HISTORY FOREVER.

G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave. Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whore house smells like."

AND:

Reagan's Last Words

I don't know whether or not you watched the memorial service for Ronald Reagan, but if you did, you probably noticed that Bill and Hillary were both dozing off.

President Ronald Reagan, who never missed a chance for a good one-liner, raised his head out of his casket and said...

"I see the Clintons are finally sleeping together."

ONE MORE?

Chelsea Clinton recently discussed current events with a U.S. soldier.

She asked if, as an American fighting man, anything scared him.

He told her there were only three things he feared?

1) Osama

2) Obama and,

3) Yo Mama

OK, ONE LAST ONE (FOR TODAY)

"WALKING EAGLE"

Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, you might enjoy reading this.... "Walking Eagle" Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in up state New York

She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers."

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.