You pick the caption

1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth?"

2. "Holy crap, look at that ass! Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign."

3. "Somewhere, there's two fat girls naked in a hot tub and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care."

4. "Geez , Rush is right, she does sound like Nurse Ratchet."