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WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE PUNCH LINE QUOTES, LIFTED FROM THE VEGAS CONFIDENTIAL COLUMN IN THE LAS VEGAS REVIEW JOURNAL?

I KEEP FORGETTING TO ADD THEM, SO LET ME CATCH UP AND POST THEM TODAY.

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"The economy is bad ... so bad, Paris Hilton had to change her name to Paris Red Roof Inn." -- Jay Leno


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"Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River" -- From David Letterman's top 10 ways Rod Blagojevich can improve his image.

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"All week, I've been receiving a lot of calls from other TV hosts. Jay Leno called to wish me good luck, and Larry King called to ask me what time he's supposed to take his pills." -- Conan O'Brien

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"Beautiful day today. Sunny. As I was driving to work, I saw a foreclosure sign that had an awning." -- David Letterman

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"Bishops in Rome are urging all Catholics to give up text-messaging for Lent. Unless they're texting 'OMG.' " -- Jimmy Fallon

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"Several things in your room are marked 'evidence.'" -- From David Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're on a Bad Spring Break