Q-TIPS

HEY REX, WHAT WAS THE "Q-TIP" TERM USED IN YESTERDAYS BLOG?

A "Q-TIP", ACCORDING TO PAULIE, IS A PHRASE USED TO DESCRIBE OLDER TOURISTS IN LAS VEGAS, WHO HAVE GRAY HAIR AND A NEW PAIR OF WHITE TENNIS SHOES FOR SIGHT SEEING ON THE STRIP. "Q-TIP", GET IT?

MARY AND I HAVEN'T BOUGHT WHITE SHOES EVER SINCE.

NOW TO LEARN WHAT A "FIB" IS YOU'LL HAVE TO LEAN ON UNCLE HANS OR UNCLE NEIL. I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT, AND TELL YOU IT'S WISCONSIN TERMINOLOGY.


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