THE HAPPY CAMPERS AND THE PISSED OFF PUSSY

IT WAS SUGGESTED IN A  BLOG COMMENT THAT I TEMPORARILY RE-NAMED THE BLOG TO, “THE HAPPY CAMPERS AND THE PISSED OFF PUSSY”, BY I.M.VAYNE. I THINK HE’S RIGHT.

SUSIE, THE CAT, HAS BEEN HOME RECOVERING THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS AND WHEN I CAME HOME LATE FROM WORK LAST NIGHT I CAUGHT HER JUST AS SHE WAS FINISHING UP ANOTHER BLOG AND ABOUT TO HIT THE “PUBLISH BLOG” BUTTON.

I SAT DOWN TO READ OVER HER BLOG AND I’M PULLING THE PLUG ON SUSIE’S BLOGS UNTIL SHE RECOVERS AND GETS OVER BEING THE PISSED OFF PUSSY.

IT SEEMS THAT IN HER INSPECTION OF THE CAMPER WHEN SHE RETURNED HOME SHE FOUND A COUPLE OF THINGS MISSING, GRANDMA’S SHOTGUN FROM HER CLOSET HIDEOUT, AND MARY.  SHE HAS ALREADY TURNED THE BLOGOSPHERE UPSIDE DOWN WITH HER MUTILATION BLOG AND NOW SHE WAS MAKING UP STORIES ABOUT GRANDMA’S SHOT GUN AND A MISSING MARY.

LET ME ASSURE YOU SUSIE, MARY IS ON A TRIP TO WISCONSIN AND TOOK GRANDMA’S SHOTGUN BACK TO DANIELS TO RETURN TO THE GUN SAFE, AND TO PROVE IT, I OFFER THIS PHOTO OF DANIEL TEACHING MARY HOW TO CLEAN AMY’S .38.

 

AND BY THE WAY SUSIE, WHAT KINDA NONSENSE DID YOU WRITE TO WASHINGTON? DID YOU WRITE TO HARRY REID OR JOHN MCCAIN?

WHY DID I GET AN E-MAIL FROM THE TRUMP PEOPLE THANKING ME FOR MY SUPPORT AND ASKING FOR A POLITICAL DONATION?  JUST WHO IS OUR CONGRESSMAN ANYWAY?  I HOPE YOU DIDN’T BOTHER GABRIELLE GIFFORD AS SHE IS STILL RECOVERING FROM HER GUNSHOT WOUNDS IN TUCSON.

YUP, YOUR COMPUTER PASSWORD HAS BEEN CHANGED UNTIL YOU GET OVER BEING THE PISSED OFF PUSSY. BUT IT WAS NICE OF YOU TO BE MISSING MARY, AND SO AM I, SHE’S SAFELY IN WISCONSIN TO ENJOY HER FAMILY AND HELP HER MOTHER CELEBRATE HER 90TH BIRTHDAY.

NOW SUSIE, GO TAKE A CATNAP AND GET OVER IT, WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR TOES WILL FEEL BETTER IN 5 TO 14 DAYS.