TOUR GUIDE

TODAY I HAVE THE PERFECT RECIPIE FOR TROUBLE.  REMEMBER MARY IS HOME IN WISCONSIN, AND THESE TWO ARE TOGETHER ON FREMONT STREET IN LAS VEGAS?

IT’S NOT PHOTO SHOPPED, IT’S UNCLE HANS AND HE REALLY WAS VISITING IN VEGAS.

RENEE HAD ALWAYS TOLD HER OLDEST SON THAT WHEN HE TURNED 21 SHE WOULD TAKE HIM TO VEGAS TO CELEBRATE.

 

SO MEET GARRET AND HIS GIRL FRIEND EMILY.

THESE YOUNGSTERS HAD DONE THEIR HOME WORK ON FREMONT STREET ON THE INTERNET, AND IT MADE EASY WORK FOR ME AS THEIR TOUR GUIDE, HEREIS THEIR LIST.

1. THE NEW ZIP LINE

2. SWIM IN THE SHARK TANK

3. PLAY CRAPS

4. DO HOGS AND HEIFERS

5. SHRIMP COCKTAILS

6. THE LIGHT SHOW

TOMORROWS BLOG WILL COVER THE ZIP LINE, AND THE NEXT STOP WAS THE GOLDEN NUGGET WHERE THEY HAVE A WATER SLIDE THAT GOES RIGHT THRU AN AQUARIUM FULL OF SHARKS, IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR $8 MILLION DOLLAR SWIMMING POOL.

THE POOL AT THE NUGGET IS FOR HOTEL GUESTS ONLY, BUT THESE TWO KIDS WERE PREPARED, AND HAD SWIM SUITS ON UNDER THEIR CLOTHES.  THEY DUCKED BEHIND A ROW OF SLOT MACHINES, STRIPPED DOWN, GAVE PUPPIE DOG EYES TO THE SECURITY GUARD AT THE ENTRANCE TO THE POOL AND SWAM WITH THE SHARKS.

SORRY NO PICTURES, I WAS THE ONE HOLDING AN ARM FULL OF CLOTHES AND SHOES, AND THE PICTURES ARE ON UNCLE HANS’ CAMERA.

AFTER ZIPP’IN AND SWIMMING WITH THE SHARKS IT WAS OFF TO BENNY’S BULLPEN AT BINIONS TO SUCK DOWN SOME BEERS.  AT THIS POINT PAULIE JOINED THE PARTY,  AND SORRY AIM AND JUDY, BUT I NEVER DID GET A PICTURE WITH PAUL IN IT.

NEXT UP WAS THE BIKER BAR, HOGS AND HEIFERS, WHERE THE BARTENDERS ARE UNDER DRESSED AND RUDE. DON’T YOU AGREE?

OF COURSE I LIKED THE BLONDE BEST.

 

SO UNCLE HANS AND  I STAGGED A PHOTO TO USE IN CASE EITHER OF US RUNS FOR POLITICAL OFFFICE…..

AND IF THE PICTURE WITH THE AMERICAN FLAG DOESN’T GET YOUR VOTE, HOW ABOUT THIS?

WITH A COUPLE OF CRAPS VIRGINS WE HIT THE CRAPS TABLE AT THE FITZ. NOT TO WORRY HANNAH, YOUR DICE RECORD STILL STANDS. AS FAST AS YOU CAN SAY CRAP, POINT, S-E-V-E-N   OUR $200 BUCKS WERE GONE AND WE WERE BACK ON THE STREET FOR AMERICAN PIE AND THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED, ON THE BIG SCREEN.

A COUPLE OF ORIGINAL SHRIMP COCKTAILS AT THE GOLDEN GATE AND 10 OR 20 MORE BEERS …….

AND THE GIRLS ALL GET BETTER LOOKING AT CLOSING TIME …..

 

   “SUNNY & 80”