HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY !!!

BY REX

I SPENT 25 YEARS WITH AN IRISH WIFE, AND CAN SAY, I DO MISS THE WAY THE LOONEY'S CELEBRATED ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!! I EVEN REMEMBER A YEAR WHEN GLORIA STARTED FROM SCRATCH AND CORNED HER OWN BRISKET OF BEEF. SHE HAD THAT PIECE OF MEAT IN A CROCK DOWN IN THE BASEMENT.

UNFORTUNATELY I'LL BE WORKING, BUT MARY HAS A PIECE OF CORN BEEF IN THE FRIDGE AND WE WILL BE COOKING IT ON SUNDAY ALONG WITH TOO MANY BEERS TO DRINK. I HAVEN'T DECIDED WHETHER TO COOK IT ON THE BIGG gASS GRILL, OR PUT IT IN MARY'S NEW CROCK POT.

ANOTHER MEMORABLE ST. PATRICK'S EVENING WAS SPENT DOWNTOWN LAS VEGAS, WITH HANS AND WENDY, THE CROWD WAS SO LARGE THAT YOU COULDN'T GET DRUNK AND FALL DOWN, IT WAS SHOULDER TO SHOULDER PEOPLE.

WHAT EVER YOU DO TODAY BE WEAR'IN THE GREEN AND HOIST ONE FOR ST. PADDY!!