"SUNNY & 80"

WRITTEN BY REX

YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE TO BRAG ABOUT THE "SUNNY & 80" WEATHER WE ENJOY. WELL I DON'T HAVE LONG TO USE THAT LINE AS OUR DAILY TEMPS ARE QUICKLY HEADED TOWARD THE 90'S. I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT IT'S A DRY HEAT! OLE REX JUST DOESN'T LIKE TO SWEAT SO WHEN THE TEMP GETS TO 90 DEGREES INSIDE THIS TIN CAN OF A TRAILER THE A/C COMES ON !!! GEEES, IT'S NOT EVEN "THE IDES OF MARCH", YET?, AND I'M THINKING ABOUT TURNING ON THE A/C? AT 100 DEGREES I'M COOKED, MY SINUSES DRY OUT, MY NOSE PLUGS UP, I'M "OFF FEED", AND JUST MISERABLE. I HAVE TO STAND IN THE SHOWER AN HOUR JUST TO GET LOOSENED UP AND HURRY OFF TO WORK. MEAN WHILE MARY'S OUTSIDE SUN BATHING.


AS LONG AS I'M COMPLAINING, MY NEXT SPRING COMPLAINT, IS NOT GETTING ANY OF THOSE SUCCULENT MORAL MUSHROOMS FROM HOME. OH MY, I CAN HEAR THEM SIZZLING IN THE PAN OF BUTTER, AND SMELL THE DELICIOUS AROMA ALREADY............

WELL I'M IN WEEK #8 AND WILL BE HEADED NORTH TO THE SIERRA NEVADA MOUNTAINS ON MAY 1ST. HOPE I DON'T MELT IN THE MEANTIME.