PUNCH LINE
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THE PUNCH LINE
"In Japan, officials in a small town called Obama say they're going to invite Barack Obama to visit. A similar trip happened after Bill Clinton was elected and was invited to Horndog, Thailand." -- Conan O'Brien
Thought For The Day – The reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
Bumper Snicker Like a roll of toilet paper, life goes faster at the end
THE PUNCH LINE
"More than two pounds of pot was found in a leather basket tomb. It is already being called the earliest known artifact from the era known as the Bong Dynasty in China.They're saying it may explain why it took so long to invent the wheel." - Jimmy Kimmel
THE PUNCH LINE
"The (Somali) pirates have gone high-tech. They even have MySpace pages. Current mood? 'Looking for booty.' " -- Craig Ferguson
THE PUNCH LINE
"President Bush and his lovely wife, Laura, have purchased a new home in Dallas, Texas, worth $2 million. People have underestimated this guy. Five months ago he would had to pay $10 million for that house. But thanks to his economic plan he got it at a bargain." -- Jay Leno
THE PUNCH LINE
"How about O.J.? Going to prison for 33 years for robbing two guys. Legal experts say his only mistake in robbing these two guys? He shoulda killed 'em, then he'd be playing golf." -- David Letterman
THE PUNCH LINE
"All these scandals -- I just hope they don't tarnish the fine reputation of Illinois politics." -- David Letterman
THE PUNCH LINE
"Hi, it's O.J. Wanna be cellmates?" -- From David Letterman's "Top Ten Messages Left On Rod Blagojevich's Answering Machine."
THE PUNCH LINE
"They figured Jay (Leno) would retire, but Jay can't retire because he's got like 185 car payments to make. So he has to work." - Jimmy Kimmel
"In Japan, officials in a small town called Obama say they're going to invite Barack Obama to visit. A similar trip happened after Bill Clinton was elected and was invited to Horndog, Thailand." -- Conan O'Brien
Thought For The Day – The reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
Bumper Snicker Like a roll of toilet paper, life goes faster at the end
THE PUNCH LINE
"More than two pounds of pot was found in a leather basket tomb. It is already being called the earliest known artifact from the era known as the Bong Dynasty in China.They're saying it may explain why it took so long to invent the wheel." - Jimmy Kimmel
THE PUNCH LINE
"The (Somali) pirates have gone high-tech. They even have MySpace pages. Current mood? 'Looking for booty.' " -- Craig Ferguson
THE PUNCH LINE
"President Bush and his lovely wife, Laura, have purchased a new home in Dallas, Texas, worth $2 million. People have underestimated this guy. Five months ago he would had to pay $10 million for that house. But thanks to his economic plan he got it at a bargain." -- Jay Leno
THE PUNCH LINE
"How about O.J.? Going to prison for 33 years for robbing two guys. Legal experts say his only mistake in robbing these two guys? He shoulda killed 'em, then he'd be playing golf." -- David Letterman
THE PUNCH LINE
"All these scandals -- I just hope they don't tarnish the fine reputation of Illinois politics." -- David Letterman
THE PUNCH LINE
"Hi, it's O.J. Wanna be cellmates?" -- From David Letterman's "Top Ten Messages Left On Rod Blagojevich's Answering Machine."
THE PUNCH LINE
"They figured Jay (Leno) would retire, but Jay can't retire because he's got like 185 car payments to make. So he has to work." - Jimmy Kimmel
THE PUNCH LINE
"The economy is looking bad. In Beverly Hills, women are firing their nannies and having to learn the names of their own children. That's how bad it is." -- Jay Leno
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