NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!


HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE. ONE ADVANTAGE TO LIVING IN TWO DIFFERENT TIME ZONES IS THAT FOLKS GET TO CELEBRATE THE NEW YEAR TWICE. FIRST THEY CELEBRATE IN ARIZONA AT MIDNIGHT AND THEN THEY HEAD OVER TO NEVADA (ACROSS THE COLORADO RIVER) AND CELEBRATE AGAIN AT MIDNIGHT IN NEVADA.

HAVE YOU GOT YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ALL DECIDED ON? AS USUAL I HAVE A REGULAR LENGTHY LIST TO SELECT FROM........

NAW..... THE HELL WITH IT!! I'M GONNA TURN 60 IN A FEW WEEKS, MUST BE AN OLE RULE, COMMANDMENT, SAINT OR SOMETHING THAT SAYS NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ARE FOR YOUNGER PERVERTS THAN ME?

WE WILL BE RINGING IN 2009 IN THE USUAL SPOT, STANDING BEHIND A BLACKJACK TABLE ENJOYING THE BALLOON DROP AND ALL THE REVELLERS. MARY HAS A SPECIAL BOTTLE OF WINE SHE'S BEEN SAVING BACK, IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN US FOR OUR FIRST DRINK OF 2009......... IT'LL BE ABOUT 4AM WHEN WE GET OFF WORK.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY !!!!

THE PUNCH LINE
"Why is Barack Obama moving his stuff into the Oval Office?" -- From David Letterman's "Top Ten Things Overheard at the Bush Family Christmas."